I go by both Liz and Jess on this site and sometimes get around to writing fanfiction under "shakespeareaddict" on ao3, so if you wanna check it out, go ahead.
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.
(Also particularly good FINDERS).
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
my talents include running on 3 hours of sleep and having extensive knowledge about supernatural
we’d be the wrong kind of hunters
we would probably try to kill angels while fangirling over demons
Sam and Dean do a lot of that
Fact: Bisexuals have built in camouflage, allowing them to blend in with gays, straights and herds of antelope.
buy me something and I’ll get sexual.
Turn water into beer, like Jesus
Fact: When a bisexual is at the beach, they will be able to communicate with the marine life.
So if you think you’re Bi friend Bianca is talking to herself on vacation, she may be talking to the nearest sea turtle.
Fact: Bisexuals are in fact cold-blooded creatures, and must regularly lie in the sun or in front of some other heat source to maintain body heat.
Fact: bisexuals are the only orientation besides pansexuals that can have both fruits and vegetables
Fact: although they can mimic hetero speech, bisexuals communicate through smells as bright colors
The only thing bisexuals are confused about is why some of them are so cute and still single.
Fact: All bisexuals are capable of powerful telepathy and mind control, a power they continuously use in their plans for world domination.
Fun fact: Bisexual High Fives are known as “Bi Fives”
A monogamous bisexual experiences wave function collapse and appears to be gay or straight once observed.
Bisexuals actually are quite greedy. In fact, almost every major bank robbery in the last century was committed by a bisexual.