THROW ME TO THE WOLVES
and i will return leading the pack.
when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
if you think you’re being noble and kind by informing fat people that they are “living an unhealthy lifestyle” and that “you’re just trying to help them be ‘healthy’” chances are i hate you.
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him