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Dear god, it happened again. Take the computer away from me.
(via shevlock)
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no? just me?
CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
HOLY MOTHER OF GODS.
(via mutsunn)
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The Adventur of the Fluffy Puppy
Sheerluck Homes wuz sitting in his livin ruum when his bestest freind evur, Dockta Jawn Whatson, comes downstairs and is all like, “Shlerock I’m a werewulf!”
Denn Holmz said “Wait no you can’t b a werewulf Wattson, weve been living 2gether for like forevvveeerr….& i never saw you turn into a fluffy puppy dawg.”
Denn da Doctur says “well da mooon is aboot two rise, so den you can sea i am a werewulf cause ill turn into a doggie with scarey teeth.” And dat’s when de moon rose and he wuz a very fluffie puppy with scarry teeths and Holmies wass a scaredy-cat.
But Jawn didnt want his bestest frend ever to be scared of him forevur, so he like “No Homo don’t be scared, I’m a nice werewulf and I don’t eats peoplez cuz peeples r all disgutsing and stuffs.”
So denn Shellshock said “okay watsun i believes u” and denn dey brofisted and Waton was Holmzez blankie for de rest of der lives.
